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If my girlfriend caught me on this board.
If my gossip Report be an honest woman of her word.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
If my soul could get away from this so-called prison, be granted all the list of attributes generally bestowed on spirits, my first ramble on spirit-wings would not be among the volcanoes of the moon.
If my soul could get away from this so-called prison.
..I should hover over the beauty of our own bright star....
If my standards were any lower I'd be sucking magma!
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world.
-- Einstei...
If naebody care for me, I 'll care for naebody.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- I hae a Wife o' my Ai...
If NASA is so smart, why do they count backwards?
If Negro freedom is taken away, or that of any minority group, the freedom of all the people is taken away.
-- Paul Robeso...
If n electronic components are required, n-1 are available. -- Vuilleumier's Second Law

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