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• So many lawyers, so few bullets.
• I will describe] where I come from and what kind of a house I lived in when I was a kid
  how many public schools that I went to - five elementary, two high schools - product of a public school system, two jobs in college, went to night school, worked my way through law school....
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• Why experiment on animals with so many lawyers out there?
• In all of the theories about why so many people have attacks of wackiness when they reach middle age--resign from the bank to go live in a van with a teenage mushroom gathere
  and that sort of thing--one factor has been neglected...
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  In China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• There are people who find it odd to eat four or five Chinese meals in a row
  in China, I often remind them, there are a billion or so people who find nothing odd about it....
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• College is like a woman -- you work so hard to get in, and nine months later you wish you'd never come.