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• A cop asks for your identification, and you hand him your belt-buckle.
• Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her.
  But once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win the game....
• If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)?
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• It is a sorry time in life when nobody asks you to "act your age," any longer, for fear you will!
• But like the Good Book says... There's BIGGER DEALS to come!
  -- Firesign Theatre, Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Plie...
• Making deals with Congress is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
• Making deals with N. Korea is like paying cannibals to eat you last.
• If you think you have someone eating out of your hand, it is not at all a bad idea to count your fingers.
• A mature person is one who does not think only in absolute
  who is able to be objective even when deeply stirred emotionally, who has learned that there is both good and bad in all people and in all things, and who walks humbly and deals charitably with the circumstances of life, knowing that in this world no one is all-knowing and therefore all of us need both love and charity....