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If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat -- Mark Twai
If man does his best what else is there? -- George S. Patton (1885-1945)
If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around?
Some of them were given choices. -- Johnny Hart's comic strip B.C....
If man was meant to use Windows, we'd *all* be like Al Gore!
If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?
If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? -- Benjamin Frankli
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament. -- Florynce Kennedy, 1976
If men could get pregnant, it would help hide the beer bellies.
If men couldn't fuck there'd be a bounty on their heads.

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