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If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him.
They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it....
If Jesus save's, well he'd better save himself.
If Jesus was Jewish, how come he's got a Mexican name? -- Tom Wai
If Jimmy Swaggart did the things the latest Penthouse says he did, the man should be locked up as a real menace to society!
If John Madden steps outside on February 2, looks down, and doesn't see his feet, we'll have 6 more weeks of Pro football.
-- Chuck Newcombe...
If J. Paul Getty opened a health resort, would it be a Spa-Getty?
If justice rules the universe, we are all in trouble.
If just one piece of mail gets lost, well, they'll just think they forgot to send it.
If Khomeini was Catholic, my life would now be worth a million bucks.
if (KidsPerFamily < 2.0) EcologicalCrime = TRUE

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