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If Lawyers Are Disbarred And Clergymen Defrocked, Doesn't It Follow That Electricians Can Be Delighted
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If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted; musicians denoted; cowboys deranged;
models deposed; tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
-- Virginia Ostman
Related:
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20) A day to take the initiative.
Put the garbage out, for instance, and pick up the stuff at the dry cleaners....
The wise musicians are those who play what they can master. -- Duke Ellingto
Computer models can't prove correctness, they can only prove incorrectness.
Pool cleaners do it wet.
Electricians made popcorn in the power supply
Only painters and lawyers can change white to black.
If they do these things in a green tree, what shall be done in the dry?
-- New Testament -- Luke xxiii, 31...
Cowboys do it on a horse.
Cowboys handle anything horny.