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if ((MS < BORLAND) || (WINDOWS < OS/2)) hahaha()
If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will. -- Silverman's Law
If Murphy's Law were true, whenever you tried to take a breath, all the air would be on the other side of the room.
If music be the food of love, play on. -- 12th Nite
If music be the food of love, play on; Give me excess of it, that, surfeiting, The appetite may sicken, and so die.
That strain again! it had a dying fall: O, it came o'er my ear like the sweet sound ...
If my baby won't love me no more, I know her sister will. -- Hendrix.
If my decomposing carcass helps nourish the roots of a juniper tree or the wings of a vulture - that is immortality enough for me.
And as much as anyone deserves. -- Edward Abbey...
If my disk crashes do I require autoexec insurance?
If my dog had your face, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards. -- Jamie Fa
If my film makes one more person miserable, I've done my job. -- Woody Alle

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