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If looks could kill, you would be a seriel murderer.
If love is blind, how does love at first sight work?
If love is blind, lingerie makes for great braille.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question. -- Stacy's mom
If love makes the world go 'round, Why are we going to outer space? -- Margaret Gilma
if (love) swallow(); else spit()
If love was meant to be easy, everybody would be in it.
If Lucas Electric made guns, wars wouldn't start.
If man asks for many laws it is only because he is sure that his neighbor needs them
privately he is an unphilosophical anarchist, and thinks laws in his own case superfluous....

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