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If money is the root of all evil, I've been uprooted.
If money is your hope for independence you will never have it.
The only real security that a man can have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability....
If money stopped buying things, I'd lose interest in it.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
If Money talks, Being a SYSOP is pretty quiet!
If more than one person is responsible for a miscalculation, no one is at fault.
-- The RPCISPE's Seventeenth Universal Law...
If most of us had it to do all over again, most of us would let someone else do part of it.
If most people are right-handed, why are all neutrinos left-handed?
It's a safety feature to keep kids from opening them....
If mother Nature doesn't get you, Father Time will.
If Mother Nature doesn't make mistakes then why does dessert taste better than dinner?
If Mother Nature were smart she'd have leaves fall up.

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