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If I were a gambling man, I would bet that you read this.
If I were an American, as I am an Englishman, while a foreign troop was landed in my country I never would lay down my arms,--never!
ever! never! -- William Pitt, Earl of Chatham (1708-1778) -- Spe...
If I were any more convenient, I'd be a nuisance.
If I were asked what book is better than a cheap book, I should answer that there is one book better than a cheap book,--and that is a book honestly come by.
-- James Russell Lowell (1819-1891) -- B...
If I were as tedious as a king, I could find it in my heart to bestow it all of your worship.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act iii, Sc. 5...
If I were dead, I wouldn't be alive!
If I were going to create a New Universe, I'd rest on the seventh day. -- Jack Kirby
If I were here more often, I wouldn't be gone so much.
If I were meta-agnostic, I'd be confused over whether I'm agnostic or not---but I'm not quite sure if I feel That way
hence I must be meta-meta-agnostic (I guess). -- Douglas R. Hofstadter, _Godel...
If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician.
I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music....

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