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• I didn't resolve the questions... and I find that entertaining.
  And if my life were to end tomorrow, it would be fulfilled in that manner....
• A reefer a day.... I forget the rest.
• CHOCOLATE Truly the most wondrous substance in the whole universe.
  One day they will discover that chocolate can be used to power the world, cure the common cold, stop cancer in its tracks, and do really nasty things to Nazis....
• I BET WHAT HAPPENED was they discovered fire and invented the wheel on the same day.
  Then that night, they burned the wheel. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. SCHULTZ
• I was talking to an Englishman and I said, "It's absolutely remarkable.
  In this day and age, you could fly to New York in six hours....
• Wesley's temper tantrum: "I want a new universe for Xma
• JACK AND THE BEANSTACK -- by Mark Isaak Long ago, in a finite state far away, there lived a JOVIAL character named Jack.
  Jack and his relations were poor. Often their hash table was bare....