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• I was here and you were gone, now you are here and I'm gone!
• The more I look, the more I like it. I do think it's good. I wish you were here to see it.
• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one more letter she'd have to remember.
  -- Shecky Greene...
• I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
• Gee, do you work here? And I always thought you were so smart!
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• My parents were first cousins -- that's why I look so much alike!
• Of the 500 or so films a year from all the Hollywood sources during [the height of the studio system] -- and I saw many of them when they were released
  ome of them much more recently -- I estimate that about two percent are worth the time of a cultivated viewer today....