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• I'll bet I don't have a gambling problem.
• If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how the gladiator fights were organized and scheduled would just drive you up a wall.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Ari: Would you care to bet a million dollars on that?
  Burns: Oh, if we're going to bet, why don't we make it interesting!...
• I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp
  on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later....
• Marge: Hi Homey. Homer: Hey Marge, after your big tantrum against legalized gambling, I bet it feels pretty weird to be in a casino.
  Marge: I was for the casino. Homer: Strike three, Marge!...
• Hey, this thing's pretty gnarly. I bet you could throw a dead body in there, and no one would eeeeever find it.
  -- Otto, on Springfield Gorge, "Bart the Daredevil...
• You're so vain I bet you think this tagline's about you.
• If you were everyone but one person I would listen to everyone else.
• I *never* would have guessed you were that old!