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If God wanted us to vote, He would have given us REAL candidates.
If God were a woman, men would have vibrating dicks, and three more tongues (strategically located).
-- Daniel Mocsny...
If God were judge and jury, would there be ANY innocents in congress?
If God were not a necessary Being of himself, he might almost seem to be made for the use and benefit of men.
if (!good_day) { sleep(until_next_day) }
If good intentions are combined with stupidity, it is impossible to outthink them.
-- Marion J. Levy, Jr....
If goodness lead him not, yet weariness May toss him to my breast.
-- George Herbert (1593-1633) -- The Pulley...
IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDIF
If growing up were fun, I'd have done it already.
If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
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