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IF Gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO DBASE; ENDIF
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IF gray_matter IS NULL THEN; GOTO dBASE; ENDIF
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IF original_works THEN don't_upgrade ENDIF
Try Dbase 1.0! It's loaded with "Features"!
IF(UNDERSTAND .EQ. .TRUE.) THEN FORTPROGJOB=POSSIBLE ENDIF
Borland liked dBase so much they bought the COMPANY
But Honey, you NEED VGA for Dbase management!
Waiting for my '$99.95 dBase offer' from Borland!
Quote #55 Men represent the triumph of mind over morals, whereas women represent the triumph of matter over mind.
-- from "Dorian Gray...
BASIC programmers GOTO it.
We're upgrading /dev/null
