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If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
-- Richard M. Nixo...
If I could go through the dorms and shoot people, exam pressures would be put into perspective.
-- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
If I could kick my own butt, I would amaze myself!
If I could live my life again That'll be the thing to be A man who put stumbling blocks In the lives of the likes of me -- Momus "I was a Maoist intellectual in the music industry".
If I could predict fortunes, do you think I'd still be here?
If I could put time in a bottle....
If I could type, I'd be a great groprammer !
If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the aftershave. -- Monty Pytho
If I CROSSed your PATH, I'd end up HAPPY HUNTing you by DRIV(E)ing
If I didn't have a Unix machine, I'd feel naked. -- Guess Who

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