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If humans have orgasms, do the Borg have Borgasms?
If hyperspace did not already exist, science fiction writers would have had to invent it.
-- Peter Oakley...
If I am correct, the rest of you are wrong!
If I am elected no one will ever have to do their laundry again! -- Zippy the Pinhead
If I am elected, the concrete barriers around the WHITE HOUSE will be replaced by tasteful foam replicas of ANN MARGARET!
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
If I am ever stuck on a respirator or a life-support system, I definitely want to be unplugged--but not till I get down to a size 8.
-- Henriette Mantel...
If I am I because you are you, and if you are you because I am I, then I am not I, and you are not you
Hassidic rabbi...
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I?
And if not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel, 12th Century...
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am only for myself, what am I?
If not now, when? -- Rabbi Hillel...
If I am Sophocles, I am not mad; and if I am mad, I am not Sophocles.
-- Sophocles (496-406 BC) -- Vit, Anon, p. 64 (Plumptre's Trans.)...

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