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If God is omnipotent, why does he need my money?
If God is perfect, why did He create discontinuous functions?
If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS!
If God lived on Earth, people would knock out all His windows. -- Yiddish saying
If God made us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment. -- Voltaire
If God shuts one door, he opens another.
If God told me to quit smoking, I'd say 'Mind your own business.' -- Mike Vera
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitma
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us airline tickets. -- Mel Brook
If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield
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