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If his IQ was two points higher he'd be a rock.
If his mind was a book the pages would be stapled shut.
If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw...
If homosexuality were normal, God would have created Adam and Bruce. -- Anita Brya
If Horatio Nelson was in charge of this, he would not have waited for official authorization.
"Yes, a pretty impulsive fellow, if we are to believe the history books....
if (horny(you_are)==YES) honk()
If horses had wishes we'd all make,..Combustible
If hot air rises, why isn't D.C. in orbit around Venus?
if (hours <= 8.0) {fclose(desk); goto home}
If humanity profits from its mistakes, we have a glorious future coming up. -- Sidney Hook
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