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If guns are outlawed, how will conservatives win any arguments?
If guns are outlawed, how will liberals collect taxes?
If guns are outlawed, how will statists collect taxes?
If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the liberals?
If happiness is in your destiny, you need not be in a hurry.
If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
-- Jamaican saying...
If having children keeps you young, perhaps growing older has many more advantages than at first thought.
For those who think that we still enjoy free speech in this country - just wait till you ge...
If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scoundrel.
-- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Letter to Miss Vanbromrigh, Aug, 12, 1720...
If he be not fellow with the best king, thou shalt find the best king of good fellows.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act v, Sc. 2...
If he had been born God, it was the clowns who would occupy the lowest rungs of hell.

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