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If I didn't have writing, I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.
-- Paul Fussell...
If I didn't know any better, I'd be happy right now.
If I didn't know now what I didn't know then...
If I die, Baldrick, d'you think people would remember me?
...Yeah, of course they would....
If I die, bury me upside down so that the world can kiss my ass!
If I die, I forgive you, if I recover, we shall see.
If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747.
If idiots could fly, Congress would be an airport.
If I'd known grandchildren would be so much fun, I would have had them fi
If I do, fillip me with a three-man beetle. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry IV -- Act i, Sc.
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