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• Lawyers do it in front of the Judge and Jury.
• The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail
  if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence. -- H. L. Mencke...
• LAWYERS would do it but for 'hung jury'
• I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. -- Groucho Marx
• To most of us it would be very convenient if god were a rascal.
• If idiots could fly, Congress would be an airport.