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If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....
If I *argue* with you,I must take up a contrary position!
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a BMW?
If I buy the steel wool, can you knit me a Porsche?
If *I* can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought.
"Somebody has to save our skins." - Leia Organa -- ...understanding Product Support......
If I can, can you?
If I can catch him once upon the hip I will feed fat the ancient grudge I bear him.
He hates our sacred nation, and he rails, Even there where merchants most do congregate....
If I can have honesty, it's easier to overlook mistakes. -- Kirk, "Space Seed," stardate 3141.9.
If I cannot bend Heaven, I shall move Hell.

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