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If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
-- Jimmy Swaggart, 5/20/88...
If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak. -- Phil Wayne
If I don't do the things that are not worth doing who will?
If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get back my looks again....
If I don't know I don't know, I think I know. If I don't know I know, I think I don't know -- R.
D. Laing...
If I don't know your name, how am I supposed to tell my diary about you?
If I don't make it back, please write o my mother and tell her that I've been alive all the time.
..it's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat....
If I don't meet you no more in this world Then I'll see you in the next one.
Don't be late -- Jimi Hendrix...
If I don't see you in the future, I'll see you in the pasture.
If I don't see you soon, I'll see you later.

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