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• Lisp hackers have Moby dicks.
• There is an iron "scold's bridle" in Walton Church.
  They used these things in ancient days for curbing women's tongues....
• NOSE Outlet located in the middle of the face. Used for smelling, breathing, and the output of extraneous waste.
  Beats me why snot couldn't have exited through the arse like most of the other waste coming out of the body....
• If god considered woman a helpmeet for men. He must have had a poor opinion of men.
• For every woman murdered, *three* men are murdered.
• Birds are entangled by their feet and men by their tongues.
• Salespeople have a way with their tongues.
• In the old days in Finland, all young men had to go through some rites of passage to show that they were REAL FINNISH MEN.
  The usual set consisted of three tests: 1) Empty a full bottle of vodka without pause, 2) Go out in the forest to kill a bear with bare hands, and 3) rape a woman....