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If I can't be a star, I won't get out of bed. -- Elastica
If I can't fix it, it's probably dead.
If I can't give my brave boys a kind word and a big smile, what _can_ I give them?
Well, one or two ideas do suggest themselves, but you'd probably think they were unhygienic....
If I can't have it all, I think I'll just cry a lot.
If I can't play poker, what is the point?
If I can't win, I don't want to play.
If I come back as a horsefly, I think my favorite thing would be to land on someone's lip.
Even if they smash you, ick!, you're all over their lip! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If I come back as an animal in my next lifetime, I hope it's some type of parasite, because this is the part where I take it EASY!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If I could believe that this was said sincerely, I could put up with anything.
-- Terence (185-159 BC) -- Act i, Sc. 2, 96, (176.)...
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. -- Samuel Goldwy

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