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• If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. -- Voltaire
• For as we all know, God made Man in his own image. It'd be a sad lookout for Christians throughout the globe if God looked anything like _you_, Baldrick.
  -- Edmund to Baldrick : Bell...
• I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one
  O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it. --Voltaire...
• If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
• If the average man is made in God's image, then such a man as Beethoven or Aristotle is plainly superior to God.
• We must be greater than God, for we have to undo His injustice.
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• If God had meant us to eat meringue, he would have made chickens fart more.