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If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.
-- George Winte...
If God had wanted man to go around nude, He would have given him bigger hands.
If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.
If God hath made this world so fair, Where sin and death abound, How beautiful beyond compare Will paradise be found!
-- James Montgomery (1771-1854) -- The Earth full of God's Goodne...
If God intended that the genitals were more important than the brain, he would've put a skull over the genitals.
What the hell do you care if someone comes over and fools around with you and your ge...
If God is all-knowing, does he know how it feels to be ignorant?
If God is dead, who will save the Queen?
If God is in charge, then I'm angry. If He's not, then I'm scared.
If God is love, and love is blind, then Ray Charles must be God. (uh-huh!)

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