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• If God had wanted man to fly, He would have given him airline tickets.
• If God wanted us to vote, He would have given us REAL candidates.
• I think I agree with the old lady who said if God had intended us to fly he would never have given us the railways.
  -- Michael Flande...
• If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate. -- Jerry Dreshfield
• If God wanted us to have a President, He would have sent us a candidate.
  -- Jerry Dreshfield...
• If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
• If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
  -- Dave Barry...
• If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.