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If God Is Your Co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS!
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If God is your co-pilot, SWITCH SEATS!
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BELA LUGOSI is my co-pilot.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
pointing to a Good/Evil switch on the back of the doll] Yup, here's your problem.
Someone set this thing to "Evil". -- Krusty Co. repairman, "Treehouse of Horror III...
Alan: Hi, I'm Alan. I'm your copilot. Homer: Uh, yeah, uh, hmm.
Er, uh, as a change of pace, I'm going to let you do most of the work....
SMILEY >|( Robocop: "Thank you for your co-operation.
Yo momma so old when God said "Let their be light", she flipped the switch.
You know you'r paranoid about security when: Your co-workers picture you as a twinnosed triclope.
Bender: Oh... your... God.
MVS AIRLINES The passengers all gather in the hanger, watching hundreds of technicians check the flight systems on this immense, luxury aircraft.
This plane has at least 10 engines and seats over 1,000 passengers....
My god can beat up your god!