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If evolution were a fact then cats would use can openers.
If exercise is all that good for you, how come the doctor with the greatest seniority has the parking place closest to the hospital door?
if exercising their judgment with discretion and honesty they have a clear conviction that the charge of the court is wrong.
-- Alexander Hamilton, advice to jurors to acquit -- against the ju...
If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it.
It takes too long. -- On what falling in love is like -- Glenn, age 7...
If feminizm is the solution, then maybe the problem didn't exist.
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. -- Bertrand Russell
If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.
If flies couldn't fly, would they be called walks?
If folks don't want to do it, it's hard to keep them from it.

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