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If god considered woman a helpmeet for men. He must have had a poor opinion of men.
If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated. -- Voltaire
If God didn't have a sense of humor, we wouln't be here.
If God didn't love procrastinators, why did He invent tomorrow?
If God didn't make homosexuals, there wouldn't be any.
If God didn't mean for us to juggle, tennis balls wouldn't come three to a can.
If God doesn't destroy San Francisco, He should apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
If God dropped acid, would he see people? -- Steven Wrigh
If God dwells inside us, like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting!
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...

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