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• When PIG's fly they will be called PIGeo
• A large spider in an old house built a beautiful web in which to catch flies.
  Every time a fly landed on the web and was entangled in it the spider devoured him, so that when another fly came along he would think the web was a safe and quiet place in which to rest....
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo
• En la boca cerratha, no enterran moscas (If you keep your mouth closed, flies won't fly in...)
• If cows could fly, everyone would carry an umbrella.
• If idiots could fly, Bill Clinton would be a 747.
• If idiots could fly, Congress would be an airport.