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If everyone is on the bandwagon, who's gonna pull?
If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking. -- General George S. Patto
If everyone lived forever, where would we all park!?
If ever you had to kill someone, could you do it? -- Turlough, TERMINUS
If everything had gone as planned, everything would have been perfect.
-- BATF spokesperson on CNN 3/2/93, regarding failed raid attempt in TX....
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane. -- Law of Life's Highway
If everything must go wrong, don't bet on it. -- Murphy's Little Known Second Law
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
-- Murphy's Eighth Law...
If everything seems to be going well... You obviously don't know what the hell is going on!
If everything seems to go right, check your zipper.

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