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• How come every time you go to the emergency room of a hospital they got foreign doctors from India there?
  I don't want to put my life in the hands of any doctor who believes in reincarnation....
• At the hospital, a doctor is training an intern on how to announce bad news to the patients.
  The doctor tells the intern "This man in 305 is going to die in six months....
• You're wrong. The Doctor is not weaponless. He has the greatest weapon of all--knowledge.
  -- Lady Camilla, State of Decay...
• A woman went into a hospital one day to give birth.
  Afterwards, the doctor came to her and said, "I have some....
• How come you are so good at finding excuses?
• If hard work is so good for you, how come the rich don't keep it all for themselves?
  -- Jamaican saying...
• The Universe is expanding, but that won't help you find a parking place.
• Speed Pays -- the doctor, the hospital, the mortuary.
• A wizard must always know how to use words. Practice smiling as you recite the following simple exercise.
  First: "The spell has not worked. It is best that you get out of your house before it explodes....