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If foolishness were a disease, no one could come within sight of a hospital. -- Confucius Say
If forced to travel on an airplane, try and get in the cabin with the Captain, so you can keep an eye on him and nudge him if he falls asleep or point out any mountains looming up ahead .
.. -- Mi...
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there is an exception to every rule.
If we accept "For every rule there is an exception" as a rule, then we must concede that the...
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the least you can do is to lie down a little while.
-- Joseph Schenck...
If Gamera were really The Friend Of All Children... he'd toast Barney.
If Genghis Khan was alive today, he'd be a SYS
If Glass=Empty .AND. Thirsty Then OpenTuborg
if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer")
If God be for us, who can be against us. -- New Testament -- Hebrews viii, 31
If God can't help you, how about Mr Coffee?

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