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If God had meant for us to be in the Army, we would have been born with green, baggy skin.
If God had meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
If God had meant us to eat fish fingers, he would have given fish fingers.
If God had meant us to eat meringue, he would have made chickens fart more.
If God had meant us to travel economy class, he would have made us narrower.
If God had not created beer, man would have had to invent it.
If God had not given us sticky tape, it would have been necessary to invent it.
If God had not invented computer games, man would have to do so.
If God had not meant us to write on walls, he would never have given us an example.
If God hadn't wanted me to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given me such a vivid imaginatio
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