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If God goes to sleep will the universe dream?
If God had intended for Texans to ski, he would have made bullshit white.
If God had intended Man to program, we would be born with serial I/O ports.
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
If God had intended Man to Walk, He would have given him Feet.
If God had intended Man to Watch TV, He would have given him Rabbit Ears.
If God had intended Men to Smoke, He would have put Chimneys in their Heads.
If God had intended us not to masturbate he would've made our arms shorter. -- George Carli
If God had intended women to rule he would've given them penise
If God had meant for penguins to fly, he would have given them wings.
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