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How many zionists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How'm I flyin'? Dial 1-800-BORG-YOU. -- Borg
How much a dunce that has been sent to roam Excels a dunce that has been kept at home!
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Progress of Error, Line 415...
How much better it is to weep at joy than joy a weeping. -- William Shakespeare
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
-- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey...
How much does it cost to ride an IO bus? 2 Bits.
How much do you think I'll get for my autobiography?
-- Arthur Bremer (After his arrest for attempting to assassinate Governor George C. Wallace.)...
How much flour can you grind in the Windmill of your mind?
How much for the little girl? Your women -- how much for the women?" -- The Blues Brothe

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