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  Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....
• How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
• How many Arabs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place....
• How many Christians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three, but they're really only one....
• How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
• How many firemen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four - one to change the bulb and three to cut a hole in the roof....
• How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to change the bulb and three to share the experience....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....