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How many w***ers -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
They can't. They just move it backwards and forwards, faster and faster, until it fuses....
How many West Virginians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they don't have Eeeeelextrisssity in West Virginia....
How many wheels does a menstrual cycle have?
How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
None, they wouldn't have noticed it needed...
How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
One, but he'll be too busy touting the supe...
How many wilderness areas do we need?" "How many Brahms symphonies do we need?
-- Robert Marshall...
How many Will Rogers' -- does it take to change a dead light bulb?
None. He never met a dead light bulb he didn't like....
How many Windows programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
472. One to write WinGetLight BulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLight Bulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle....
How many Windows users -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but she/he'll swear up and down that it was JUST as easy for him as it would be for a Macintosh user....
How many wings does a cow have? -- Tacky the Pengui

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