Miscellaneous Collections

How many Vulcans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000...
How many waiters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, even a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye....
How many waitresses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two to stand around bitching about it and one to go get the manager....
How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. Note: a Tab = a can of Tab the drink....
How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. Three: Two to bitch about it, one to call the building superintendant....
How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. Two. One to call the electricion and one to fix the Martinis....
How many WASP Princesses -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Note: WASP Princess = spoilt rich girl. What?! And ruin my nails???...
How many WASP's -- does it take to change a lightbulb? One.
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many weeks are there in a light year?

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