Miscellaneous Collections

How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what you want them to change it into....
How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(It's a very simple task, so...) None. "It's a man's job....
How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they all get electrocuted trying to excite the socket....
How many women -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in....
How many women with PMS -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
How many WordPerfect support technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We have an exact copy of the light bulb here, and it seems to be working fine....
How many workers at Rocky Flats, the former nuclear weapon components plant in Golden, Colo.
hould it take to change a light bulb? Sixteen--and that's no joke...
How many worthy men have we seen survive their own reputation!
-- Michael de Montaigne (1533-1592) -- Essays, Book ii, Chap. xvi, Of Glory...
How many xxxxxxx (fill in the blank: FBI agents, narcs, deans) -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six. One to seize the light bulb and the others hold him very very still, because they...
How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, New Haven looks better in the dark....

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