How Many University Students -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
How many Cornell students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to change the light bulb and one to crack under the pressure....
How many Princeton students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician....
How many Germans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it in....
How many lexicographers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it and one to protest that he should have changed it to "light bulb"....
How many blondes -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the light bulb, two to spin the ladder....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....
How many WASPs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....
How many WASPs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to mix the drinks....