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• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
• How many (Generals/Politicians) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, they can all see by the light at the end of the tunnel....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford?
• How many programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but you can never change it back again....
• How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s......
• How many bluegrass musicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  They don't. They only use acoustic light bulbs....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many kindergarden kids -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, two, three... Mummy! can I use my toes?...