Miscellaneous Collections

How many Yorkshiremen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
15. One to change the bulb, and 14 to tell him what a good batsman Geoffrey Boycott was....
How many Yorkshiremen -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter....
How many young macrobiotics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They all sit in a circle, watching the old macrobiotics, and think beautiful thoughts....
How many yuppies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to mix the gin n tonics, and one to phone the electrician....
How many Zen Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? A tree in a golden forest.
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of the way....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Zen masters carry their own light....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice....
How many Zen masters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it....

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