How Many University Students -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many gardeners -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to have a debate about whether this is the right time of year to be putting in light bulbs or daffodil bulbs....
How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...
How many new-agers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to work out whether it'll work in the future....
How many Columbia students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six, one to change the light bulb, fifty to protest the light bulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest....
How many Brown students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven, one to change the light bulb and ten to share the experience....
How many A&R men -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We're not changing any light bulbs at the moment....
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This can not be computed. Changing light bulbs is a *hardware* problem......
How many Chinese students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve: one to screw in the light bulb, one to sit in the jail, and ten to demonstrate on the streets....
How many philosophers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it and two to stand around arguing over whether or not the light bulb exists....