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How many veterinarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!...
How many Victorians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
<Ahem> We do not discuss this with ladies and children present....
How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth....
How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see...
How many Virgos -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Virgos don't have time to change their own light bulbs....
How many visitors to an art gallery -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to do it and one to say "Huh ! My four-year old could've done that!...
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note...
How many VMM members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Note...
How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many VMS heads -- does it take to change a light bulb?
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