-- How many
Unix system vendors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. All of the light bulbs you have are 'standard variants'
and as such won't fit your particular implementation of the
socket. (However you do have the source code for your socket,
so .....)
Unix system vendors
-- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. All of the light bulbs you have are 'standard variants'
and as such won't fit your particular implementation of the
socket. (However you do have the source code for your socket,
so .....)
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