How Many Technical Support Staff -- Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology....
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
How many MIS guys -- does it take to change a light bulb?
MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712....
Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration number of the light bulb?...
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
How many DBMS engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
ALL. Two to support the backend, one to support the frontend, an interface engineer to screw it up, and the rest to turn the base....
How many proofreaders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Proofreaders aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They should just query them....
How many Unix Support staff -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Read the man page!
How many Liberal Democrats -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the light bulb, but more a question of....